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Total Medals Earned: 500 (From 85 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,325 Points

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 6/15 (135/405 points)

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 8/16 (210/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

Tim's Time Travels

Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)

Bronze Medal 5 Points

Beat the first 8 games

Silver Medal 10 Points

Beat the first 16 games

Gold Medal 50 Points

Beat all 32 games

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Tiny Evolution Adventure

Medals Earned: 4/5 (185/190 points)

Like a Fish out of Water 10 Points

Finish the Tadpole stage!

What a Buggy Game 25 Points

Clear the Lizard stage!

Flying Fast Food 50 Points

Clear the Dinosaur stage!

Top of the Food Chain 100 Points

Clear the game!

Evolutionary Work 5 Points

Check the Credits Page!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 19/20 (495/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Toys Vs Nightmares

Medals Earned: 2/34 (15/500 points)

Toy warfare 101 5 Points

Completed the tutorial

Not so fast 10 Points

Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps

An image is worth 1000 words 5 Points

Bought the Illustrated book

Black goblin down! 5 Points

Destroyed an Aviator goblin

Dangerous literature 5 Points

Bought the Popup book

First time customer 5 Points

Bought a toy

Fuzzy but deadly! 5 Points

Bought the Kamikaze bear

It came from space 5 Points

Bought the Smart alien

Living life in the fast lane 5 Points

Bought the Toy car

More toys! 5 Points

Bought the first extra slot

My piggy bank has a full belly! 5 Points

500 coins in piggy bank

Reinforcements are here! 5 Points

Bought the Army men 2

Rest in pieces! 5 Points

Destroyed a Skeleton

Say hello to my little friend-in-a-box! 5 Points

Bought the Doom-in-a-Box

Slimerrific! 5 Points

Bought the Slime catapult

The fleet is ready! 5 Points

Bought the Pirate ship

The taller they are... 5 Points

Destroyed an Ogre

Who you gonna call? 5 Points

Destroyed a Ghost

Cut the red wire! 10 Points

Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb

Even MORE toys! 10 Points

Bought the second extra slot

Found my nemesis 10 Points

Reached the Bogeyman's level

Is that all you've got? 10 Points

Destroyed a Bogeyman

Richest kid on the block 10 Points

1000 coins in piggy bank

They are not invited! 10 Points

Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends

Toy empire! 25 Points

Bought every toy

Toy Master! 50 Points

Completed the game

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Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!